Thursday, June 3, 2010

Old Man's Joke




An old carpenter asked me:


How much do you pay per head in this boarding house?


Above suspicion, I replied:


700 pesos per month


Carpenter:


What if a headless customer will be staying here?


Guisely I laughed and answered:


It's off the same payment.... except for 'heartless'...


Undifferentiatedly the old man also laughed...